9 hours ago
Cowboy Cooks Is Serving Pita, Pits, and Oiled-Up Chest Hair
Andrea Marks Joseph READ TIME: 8 MIN.
We love everything Cowboy Cooks serves up on his Instagram. It’s a mix of real recipes and blatant thirst traps, making us hungry for his body and his food —because both look divine! Zachary Solomon, known best as Cowboy Cooks, describes himself as an “Actor, Writer, Chef, Demon” and in this captivating post he’s combined all those talents to serve us pita, pits, and oiled up chest hair.
Of course, there’s a real recipe in the caption. Pita bread is a classic, and every upstanding citizen should know how to —Oh, who are we kidding! A few seconds into this video, Cowboy Cooks takes off his shirt and any vague notion of ever reading (let alone following!) that recipe disappeared instantly. The sexy chef flours his board and kneads the dough while we are mesmerized by his chest hair and the way his pecs jiggle with each vigorous movement. He then rewards our adoration of his chest by oiling it up, pausing to turn around and slap his ass for the camera.
Eventually the pita turns golden brown in Cowboy Cooks’ pan, but we wouldn’t be able to tell you the color of anything besides the golden, sculpted outline of his abs. His commenters rejoiced: “My sexy chef is back!” “I missed you thank you” And we couldn’t agree more! We couldn’t be more grateful that we’re alive at the same time as a man so gorgeous and so generous. Thank you, Cowboy Cooks, for being sizzling hot and willing to share it with the world!
The impeccable, glistening, olive-oil slathered abs… the casual flex he does to show off his mouthwatering biceps… What’s not to love about this talented chef? He’s delicious! With every flirtatious glance, sexually suggestive pose, and glorious moment of shirtlessness, Cowboy Cooks makes the world a better place!
