May 4
InstaQueer Roundup: Luxx Noir London, Sexy Selfies & Delicious, Oiled-Up Thirst Traps
Andrea Marks Joseph READ TIME: 3 MIN.
Welcome to our latest round-up of Instagram thirst-traps from queer celebs!
This week: We enjoyed a behind-the-scenes highlights reel of a photoshoot featuring an oiled-up Jared Reinfeldt; hot thirst-trapping chef Cowboy Cooks makes ciabatta for us, pausing to rub olive oil on his chest; Noah J. Richter walks out of the ocean and towards us, glistening in a way that has us transfixed; Harold Cabrera's perfect plump peach is photographed by DryErotica.
Luxx Noir London is "a very sexy girl, and very hard to please" laying slayfully across a motorbike; ballet dancer and actor Benjamin Freemantle is flexible and fabulously near-nude posing for thirst traps in tiny shorts; Jesse Tyler Cronk washes a car with every intention of getting foamy and wet himself, showing off his abs just for us; Sebastian Escobar embraces the sunlight by wearing a floral necklace and taking a hot selfie; and Leonardo Hanna Azrak makes perfect magic out of the thirst-trap fit-check in a sheer lace top. We hope you enjoy all these sexy posts as much as we did!
This behind-the-scenes highlights reel of a delicious photoshoot featuring Jared Reinfeldt has us panting. He's got props, he's got Calvin Klein underwear, his cheeks are ruddy, his biceps and chest are oiled up, the whole thing's so good!
Cowboy Cooks is making ciabatta in the new (very sexy) Patrick Church swimwear collection. He twerks and flexes, showing off his fantastic body, more than you've ever seen in another bread recipe reel, making sure to pose to oil himself up -it's a lot even for a typical Cowboy Cooks thirst trap video, and we appreciate every second of it!
Noah J. Richter walking towards us as he gets out of the ocean, his skin and muscles glistening in the sunlight, his thighs thundering with each step, his neon speedo holding everything in place... Mouthwatering does not even begin to describe the magnitude of our thirst for him in this moment.
You know we love to celebrate a perfectly plump booty, and this one -a photo of hot, muscular model Harold Cabrera, taken by a photographer who goes by DryErotica- is one we won't soon forget.
Luxx Noir London captioning this slayful photo of herself spread across a motorbike "And I'm a very sexy girl, and very hard to please" is all she needed to do. With fishnet tights and elbow-length gloves, and a huge blonde wig, she's taking it. Icon behavior!
Ballet dancer and actor Benjamin Freemantle, who's currently dancing on screen in Prime Video's "Étoile," is magnificently flexible and fabulously near naked, his tiny nude shorts and pierced nipple making their mark in these artfully-photographed thirst traps. Make sure to scroll through them, as they do get better and better!
There's so much mouthwatering goodness in this video -where "Jesse gets messy" and washes a car with a powerful hose, foam, and his abs at the ready. Stay tuned for the part where model Jesse Tyler Cronk lifts up his shirt to reveal his foam-covered abs and allows us to take our time and really look, then takes his shirt off to continue washing the car.
We love a casual 'looked hot, had to take a selfie' thirst trap. Sebastian Escobar sharing this thirst trap captured when the summer weather inspired a shirtless selfie to honor his seasonal need for the starfish necklace is simply gorgeous perfection.
Nobody does a fit check video that's actually a thirst trap like queer people! Model Leonardo Hanna Azrak serving major chunky boot with nothing but boxers and then donning high-waisted pants and a lacy black sheer shirt... Perfection!
